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     DECABRATION on a DIME!    

 There once was a boy who loved birthdays
 And wanted to celebrate for 10 days 
 But he was in school 
 And broke like a fool 
 So he planned the cheapest party ever. 

 To be longer than a week and still be spendthrift, 
 He'd need the awesomest friends and expect not a gift. 
 Just creative events
 That cost less than three cents.
 To have the best DECABRATION ever!





Sunday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday
20th


Zombie-bration!
21st


Spend other's money!
22nd

Lambcat's leftover sewing party!
23rd

BYO-Cupcake!
24th

Cheap night at the movies!!!
25th

Reduce! Reuse! Recycle!
26th

Volleyball!
27th

DECABRATION dinner!
28th

Rockstars!
29th

Classic recuperation brunch!


Friday 20th - Zombie-bration!
DECABRATION kick-off is always a movie. So keeping with that theme, let's watch zombie movies at my house! Popcorn is way more affordable in my kitchen. Movies include:
    Resident Evil something-or-other
    Zombieland
    Dude, where's my car?! (What? They're so stoned in that movie they might                                             as well be zombies...)
Saturday 21st - Spend others' money!
I actually have $593 in unused gift cards. Do you? Let's go shopping!

Sunday 22nd - Lambcat's leftover sewing party!
One year I got a sewing machine for my birthday! It's saved me so much money in hemming that now it's time for you to experience the magic of an invisible stitch. Half crafts, half fashion, bring your scraps, your pants and your projects and we'll sew jumpsuits like seven year olds in North Korea. 3pm. 
Monday 23rd - Birthday cake tasting!
So, Lambcat's got the deets all worked out. Unfortunately, the bakery didn't buy our engagement story so we're augmenting to a BYO-Cupcake party at the Cobourg. 6:30pm.

Tuesday 24th - Cheap night at the movies!
Do you remember Tuesday nights as cheap nights at the movies? Well I do. And now you can relive it with a trip to Carlton Cinemas. $5. All movies. All ages. All Tuesdays. BYOB and make it even cheaper!

Wednesday 25th - Reduce! Reuse! Recycle!
Just because we're on the cheap doesn't mean we can't go shopping. Check out these thrift stores and pick yourselves up something shiny and not-so-new! Free bedbugs included. Free!
    St Vincent de Paul Value Shoppe - 253 Broadview
    CTS Vintage Nouveau - 394 Queen West
    Double Take - 310 Gerrard East

Thursday 26th - Volleyball!

The silly gay volleyball league has decided that their first night of the season is on  my birthday. Which is like a great present and all but means we have to move DECABRATION dinner to Friday. Read on, dear DECABRATORS for the details!  

Friday 27th - DECABRATION dinner!
Even if you're on a budget, we can still go out for dinner! I have a groupon for Burger Bar in Kensington. Dinner at 7pm.

Saturday 28th - Rockstars!
The studio is booked! DECABRATION Rock Video is a go! 3PM in my condo Party Room. Awesomeness. We'll have beers and pizzas and hotties (that's you!) like real rock stars!!!
It's time for you to shine with your am-ah-zing rockstar fierceness! Let's play rockband, video tape it and make a DECABRATION music video! Bring your iPhones and iPads and iRocks and whatever other recording devices. We'll film this and all the other DECABRATION events and splice it into the most magical web-video since Kelly J. Devoe's video


Sunday 29th - Classic recuperation brunch!
Let's eat bacon. Birthday bacon!

Special thanks to fastwurms for their awesome unicorns!