FRIDAY
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Who knew there would be so many movies about sex with girls released just in time for DECABRATION kickoff?!? At least with Teeth, we finally have an accurate documentary about it. Let's watch Juno instead. Canada Square @ Yonge & Eglinton. 9:40pm. |
SATURDAY
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A-bowling we go. You've spoken and I was mostly listening! Thorncliffe Bowlerama at 45 Overlea Blvd. 7:30pm. Carpool anyone? Best get all your strikes in during bowling, I'd hate for you to stike out at DANCING! We'll go to Buddies. You know the rules: I'm the best dancer, I don't do queues, and I couldn't possibly drink another alcoholic beverage. Are you kidding me? |
SUNDAY
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Moviestar birthdays require movie marathons. And this year's celebrity birthday is: Lorenzo Lamas!
With choice appearances in Snake Eater II: The Drug Buster, Succubus:
Hell Bent, CIA II: Target Alexa, and The Circuit 2: The Final Punch, we
won't be watching anything he made - not even Grease. (Yes - he was in
Grease. But not Grease 2. Imagine.) Toronto PWA Foundation is also having a fundraising reception and show in honour of the DECABRATION. So nice! Reception at 7pm. Show at 8pm. |
MONDAY |
We won't be bored but there will be birthday! |
TUESDAY |
Class. Barf. Who wants higher learning when there are birthdays to be had? Save me! Betty's at 9:01pm. |
WEDNESDAY |
Josh said he would take me for dinner. [gush] |
THURSDAY |
Karaoke. You know you wanna! Especially if you've already sang your Rogers on Demand songs 7 or 8 thousand times. XO Karaoke Bar. 693 Bloor St WEST. 7pm. |
FRIDAY |
Nerd Alert! Who goes to the ROM on a Friday? I do! Especially when it's 1/2 price admission AND you can see fabulous modern art by Aboriginal artists. 6pm. Followed by dinner at Sushi Inn at 7:30pm. |
SATURDAY |
Birthday Dinner Day is my favourite. Good friends! Better food! Terroni. 57 Adelaide St East. RSVP by the 18th. |
SUNDAY |
I tried to book Circa for an all-day-all-night Sunday hooker party, but some bitch named Paris got there first. So hardcore DECABRATORS can relax, count their sexually transmitted diseases, and begin the eager anticipation for next year. Unless they're hardcore, then you'll come to brunch. |
.2007 |
FRIDAY (Jan 19): |
Kick off Sushi dinner at CRISPY ROLL
on 263 Queen St West (near MuchMusic) with a late showing of Blood
Diamond at the Paramount theatre. Dinner is at 8pm. Movie at about
10:30pm. |
SATURDAY (Jan 20): |
Sadly, due to recent changes to border crossing procedures, DECABRATION
USA has been cancelled. And really, who wants to go to Buffalo in the
middle of winter anyways? So instead we'll be bringing the good weather
to us with indoor BEACH VOLLEYBALL! 7pm - 15 Leswyn Rd (Lawrence/Dufferin). www.beachblast.ca. ps - They're licensed.... |
MONDAY (Jan 22): |
A
great day to meet, seat, eat sweets, rub feet, spray
deet, grow wheat, and be complete. What a treat! Birthday boardgames at my favourite pub: the House on Parliament - 8pm. |
TUESDAY (Jan 23): |
The
guest list for the special boyfriend-anniversary / birthday-dinner
on Tuesday is now closed. Thank you to everyone for your avid interest
but only those selected for personal interviews were contacted. |
WEDNESDAY (Jan 24): |
Inside Out Screening Committee Shenanigans followed by a debaucherous trip to GOODHANDY'S for BOY WRESTLING!!! 120 Church St. |
THURSDAY (Jan 25): . |
Korean Box Karaoke
received an overwhelmingly popular response. So much so that we're
getting a bigger room with extra microphones! XO Karaoke Bar at
693 Bloor St East, 8pm |
FRIDAY (Jan 26): |
Birthday Dinner for my actual birthday celebration. Reservations are set for Joy Bistro 884 Queen St E. www.joybistro.com. 8pm. There's still time to add your name to the list, but you may have to give me a foot massage as a bribe.... |
SATURDAY (Jan 27): |
DECABRATION DANCERPANTS
@ VICE on Church St. I'll be taking a running tabulation of all
vices committed in one evening - and prizes will be awarded for
utmost vicety! |
SUNDAY (Jan 28): |
We
bid a fond farewell to DECABRATION 2007 with a day of rest, and
consciousness-allowing, some greasy breakfasty food in the afternoon. |
.2006 |
Dearest friends,
Thank
you for your keen interest in DECABRATION 2006, an event sure to be
popular and memorable that fits in with the spirit of past decabrations.
I’m
very excited to announce this year’s calendar of events. Highlights
will include my birthday and Chinese New Year. It's nice to see a whole
nationality being so involved with my birthday - I hope you are too!
(Special thanks to Robert for hosting the posting with the mosting on his blog http://isaidmeanwhile.blogspot.com … please read his other blog posts as I’ve posted many a witty replies to his inner musings.)
Day 1 – Friday
Matchpoint
– the new Woody Allen film. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is likely to take off
his shirt in this one. He’s such a good guy to indulge me in my
birthday. 7pm. Varsity Cinemas.
Day 2 – Saturday
Dancer
pants excitement at BUDDIES. Everyone welcome, but no one is allowed to
out-booty shake me. Be in line by 11 or you may be in line ‘til 12.
Day 3 – Sunday
The
weather will be sunny and -4 degrees which means afternoon ice skating
will be in order. Options include Nathan Phillips Square OR
Harbourfront Centre. Thoughts?
Day 4 – Monday
Everyone
is supposed to vote and because you can’t vote for me (I’m not running
silly) you can at least vote in line with me. That means no
conservatives allowed! Everyone must vote so that the most likely
candidate other than the conservative bastard, um, I mean, candidate is
elected. Basically that means vote Liberal unless you’re in Jack’s
riding.
Day 5 – Tuesday
Korean
Karaoke here we come. We’ll book a small lounge for our own private
karaoke fun – well – if the Karaoke bars ever answer their phones…. 8pm.
Day 6 – Wednesday
Inside/Out
Screening Committee. As per last year – much shenanigans and tomfoolery
will ensue with drinks before, during, and after all the bad short
films.
Day 7 – Thursday
My
birthday! My actual birthday! Some of you may be a bit exhausted by the
festivities but take this opportunity to refresh with dinner
celebrations at Nose. RSVP so we can get reservations!
Day 8 – Friday
Fly
here we come for danceCAMP. Ladies and gentlemen welcome and we’ll wave
the booty shaking rule so that everyone has a good time! $5 cover
before 11pm.
Day 9 – Saturday
This day is open for last minute events and/or, ahem, surprise, mmmm, plans. Shhhh…don’t tell Jeff.
Day 10 – Sunday
Historically
a day of rest – it will mostly involve brunch for the die hard
DECABRATORS and a chance to avoid me and my hedonism for the rest of
you.
There
you have it. DECABRATION 2006 is ready and waiting like a cheap,
two-penny whore. Check your email for more details and RSVP ASAP. Much
love to all of you and I hope to see you at least once in the next 10
days.
XOXOXOXOXO
-JeffR-
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.2005 |
Hello all!
Like
the 10 commandments of Moses, I have 10 days over which I want to
celebrate my birthday. Now - I'm not as important as God so I don't
expect anyone to part the waters or chisel on tablets for me. But what
better excuse to have fun than my birthday?
1) Bad Education - Movie with my boyfriend, Gael Garcia Bernal (he's cheating on you with me ms. garcia!) Friday night.
2) Dancing at Buddies on Saturday post-boardgames.
3) Sunday - French homework. If you can't be with we, at least pity me.
4) Monday - No plans. Just think warm fuzzy thoughts about how lucky I am to have good friends to help me decabrate.
5) Tuesday - cheap movie night - who could resist spending even more time with me?
6)
Wednesday - Screening Committee fun with champagne and orange juice
after which I'll be rendezvousing at a resto-bar-pub-club-lounge for
further ACTUAL DAY CELEBRATIONS
7)Thursday:
Another Free day - this would be the perfect opportunity to surprise me
with dinner and other debauchery (if you didn't already do it on
Tuesday).
8) Friday - woody's makes me happy - isn't it the same for you?
9) Saturday - Repeat dancing. Pre-drinks at my house so i can show off my new fauxfur bedspread and reasonably stocked bar.
10) recuperative post-birthday brunch. mmmm...grease.
Now
- I know I sound like a bitchy demanding queen. Oh wait - I AM a bitchy
demanding queen. But i'm not unreasonable. If you cant grace me with
your presence, just buy me a present. Or have a back up plan - I'm all
about back up plans. Flexibility is important. For example, if all else
fails, I'm just gonna hire a prostitute to blow me inside a dumpster on
Wednesday night (if i can't have candles....).
love you (even if it wasn't by birthday....)
-JeffR-
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